why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

alex is cool

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Pickles are powerful

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Bark I'm a tree

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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