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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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