What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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