- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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