There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Anti Joke

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