- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

knock knock... ...no answer

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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