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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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