- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A guy walks into a bar

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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