- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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