A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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