Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yellow People !!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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