- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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