- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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