Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Women's rights.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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