- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Everybody will die

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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