- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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