whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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The Labour Party.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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