- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

someone called someone else a frog

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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