- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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