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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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