- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

knock knock who's there? hope

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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