Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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