- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

There's my tractor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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