- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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