Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Weaner

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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richard is fag

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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