- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

i saw amango it splootered

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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