FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

angelo snyder is not ga

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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