- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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