- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

woman's rights

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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