Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Haha, I get it..

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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