A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Knock knock knock OCD

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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