Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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