Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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I'm Polish.

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Turkey Balls

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

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