What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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