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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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