- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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