- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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