- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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