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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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