- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Knock Knock Come in

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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