How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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poo

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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YOU

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Donald Trump

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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