What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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