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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

tea with milk?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Who does creatine? James Cornish

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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