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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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