- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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