- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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