Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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