- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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