Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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