- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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