What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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