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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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