whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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White men's rights

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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