Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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