-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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