- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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