- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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