- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why is this joke funny It isn't

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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