- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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