- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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