- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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