- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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