knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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