- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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