I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

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