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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

why girl die cancer

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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