the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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David Cameron

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What comes after 69? 70

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Anti Joke

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