- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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