- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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