- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.