- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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