- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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