- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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