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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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