What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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