Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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