- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's 9+10 Ebola

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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