How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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