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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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