- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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