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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A miserable man committed suicide.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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