- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A bar walks into a man

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Immigration Laws

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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