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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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