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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

9/11 my birthday

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

what this: b a dead one of these: p

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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