A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

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