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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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