You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Eric is gay Ha

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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