- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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