They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Eric is gay Ha

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What does water smell like? water.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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