- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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