- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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