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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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