- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

13 =B you just learned something

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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