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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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