- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I'm Coming

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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