Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A man did not like this site

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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