- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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