- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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