How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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