someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

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