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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Justin with a hat.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

I wrote a funny joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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