Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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