- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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