What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your girlfriend.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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