- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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