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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.