- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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