Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

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