why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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