roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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