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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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