- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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