- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Albino African Americans

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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