A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Women's rights

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A storm be brewin!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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You're a frog

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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