- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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