- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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