How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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