- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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