- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I'm homeless.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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