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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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