- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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