Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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