Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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