How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Knock Knock.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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