Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops