- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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