- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Andoni was here

womens rights.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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