- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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