- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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