What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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