Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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