Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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