Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Women's rights

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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