- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A house comes around the corner.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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