- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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