A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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