- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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