What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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