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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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