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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

The american education system.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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