your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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