a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Donald Trump

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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