- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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