A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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