qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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