Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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