what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Burp

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock Goodbye

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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