- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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