- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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