- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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