- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

i saw amango it splootered

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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