Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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