A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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