- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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