A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Blacks

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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