- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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