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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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