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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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