while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How you know when dislextic

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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