Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

school homewrok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

womens rights.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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