What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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i'm hard

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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