What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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