Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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