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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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