- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

how much fish could a chicken

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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