Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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womens rights.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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