- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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