When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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