- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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