- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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