What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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