Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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