Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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