"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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swag

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Suck pussy

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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