What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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