What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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I have a horse.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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