- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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