- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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