What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Cripples are lame.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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