- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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