So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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