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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Yes

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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