How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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