What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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