- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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