- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??