How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Yes

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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