- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Go away still nothing to see

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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