- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Gustavo Andrade

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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