Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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