what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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