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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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