What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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