Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How old are you? 7

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I'm Polish.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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