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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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