What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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