- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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