Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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