What did the man with no head say to the women?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Romans rights.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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