This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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