Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

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