Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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i saw amango it splootered

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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