- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

school homewrok

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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