Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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