- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Jesus Christ

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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