What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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