What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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