- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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