What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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