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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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