- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Cripples are lame.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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