Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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star wars kid

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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