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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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