- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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