Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

can you pass the soap?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A American seeking into mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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