Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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