- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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