- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Dwight Howard

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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