Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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