- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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