- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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