Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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like if your cool

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Denard Robinson

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