Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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