- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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