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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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