- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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