- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde dies Lololol

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My Nan, that is all.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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