Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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