- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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