- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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