- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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