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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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