Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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