- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

school homewrok

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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