- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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