whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Obama

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