- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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