Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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