- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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