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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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