what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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