Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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