Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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