- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Golf.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

can you pass the soap?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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