- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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