why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Im taking a shit right now.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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