- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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