What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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