- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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