You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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