What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's 9+10? 19

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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