You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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