a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

womens rights

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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