- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9/11 my birthday

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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