- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??