Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Brain fart

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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