- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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