You're so sweet I have diabetes

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Cripples are lame.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Ross.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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