Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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