Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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