- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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