- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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