What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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