What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I? Everett

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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