Caroline Kelly.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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