Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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