Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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