What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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i dont fisish anythi

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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