Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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