- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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