Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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