What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Haha, I get it..

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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