Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Justin Bieber

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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