Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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