Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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