- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

whats green and lives in the water

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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