- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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