- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A dancer walks into a barre

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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