How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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