A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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