Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Where's my baby??

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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