- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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