What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Burp

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Poop

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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White men's rights

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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