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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Blacks

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Blacks

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...