Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

bite me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Ross.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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