- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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