- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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