- Anti Joke

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A house comes around the corner.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.