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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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