- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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