How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A hill billy went fishing

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats green? The color green.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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