- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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