Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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civil rights

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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