- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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