- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Jesus Christ

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

My cat just died.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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