- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Golf.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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