- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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