Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Obama

Wanna hear a joke? no

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Potassium? K.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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