What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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womens rights.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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