- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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