A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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The New York Giants

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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