- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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