One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

The New York Giants

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Suck pussy

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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