- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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