Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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