Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

time to spruce up!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

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