- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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