- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Refridgerator.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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