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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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