- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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