what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Anti Joke

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