Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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