why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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