- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

can you pass the soap?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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