Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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