An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

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