Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Gustavo Andrade

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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