why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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