Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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