How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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gingers

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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