- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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