- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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