A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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