- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??