- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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