So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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