- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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