"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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