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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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