yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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eh

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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