how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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