why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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