Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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