- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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