- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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