Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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