- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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