- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

silver bullet?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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