You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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