A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Anti Joke

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