- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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