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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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