What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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minorities.....

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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bangers and mash?

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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your father died

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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