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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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