- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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