- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I wrote a funny joke.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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