- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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