- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Sarah Palin.

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