- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

can you pass the soap?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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