Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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