- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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