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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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