- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A blind man walks into a library.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Sex

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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