What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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