dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

So a bar walks into a man...

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why? Because.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What does? 42

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

men, men like men= men+bed

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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