- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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