- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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