- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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