Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Hello

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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