Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

sky silverstein

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

woman's rights

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I have a really funny joke.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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