What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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