- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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