- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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