- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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