What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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