What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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