So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Cripples are lame.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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