- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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