What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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