whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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