- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

women's rights.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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