This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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