What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A dancer walks into a barre

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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