Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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i saw amango it splootered

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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