What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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