- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why does the man appear fat he is

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Cripples are lame.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.