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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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