Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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God is real.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Your Mom

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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