- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

i saw amango it splootered

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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