- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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