A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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