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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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