- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

poopy is poopy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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