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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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