- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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