- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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