- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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