- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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