What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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