What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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