- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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