What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

can you pass the soap?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

hey justin

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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