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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

your mom.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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