- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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