Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

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