Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

. . I am a whale

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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