How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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star wars kid

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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