Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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