- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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