My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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