- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ross.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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