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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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