why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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