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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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