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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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