Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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