- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

My cat just died.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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