How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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