Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Where's my baby??

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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