- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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