Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A whole 'nother.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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