What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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