Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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