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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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