Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

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