- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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