- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

It's all Taggart

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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