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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I have read the terms and conditions

So this guy was making a sandwich...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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