Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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