Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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