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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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