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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My spelling is horrible

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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