Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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