Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Your Mom The End.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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