- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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