What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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