A praying mantis is very graceful

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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