why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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