whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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