What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

9/11 my birthday

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

i'm hard

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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