There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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