- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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