- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

women's rights.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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