- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yellow People !!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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