I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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