- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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