Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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