- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

i found waldo.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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