a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Andoni was here

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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