- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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