- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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