No it doesnt..

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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