- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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