A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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