WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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