- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

school homewrok

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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