- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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