What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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