- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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