- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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