- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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