Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Go away still nothing to see

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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