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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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