- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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