- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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