- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??