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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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