- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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