- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Cripples are lame.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what's funny about war? nothing!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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