Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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