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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

black chicken. kfc

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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