- Anti Joke

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.