- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Mogok Papiti.

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Women's rights.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

You sick fiend

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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