Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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