- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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