A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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