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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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