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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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