whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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