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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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