- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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