What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A lot eh?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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