Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's 9+10? 19

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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