Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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