Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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