Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A blind man walks into a library.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Anti Joke

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