- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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