- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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