how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

If you're happy and you know it get a life

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

George W. Bush

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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