News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Golf.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Matthew Baker

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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