Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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