What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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