Cheese

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I am a mime

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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