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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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