Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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