- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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