What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...