- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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