- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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