Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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