What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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