what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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