Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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