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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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