So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Lil Wayne

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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