how do you call someone? use a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

thumb_up thumb_down -13

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

thumb_up thumb_down -13

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How does a black guy die? Unknown

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops