- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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