What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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