A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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You are joking right?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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