- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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