- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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