- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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