- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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