Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Read a Book.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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