Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Denard Robinson

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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