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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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