- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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