- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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