- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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