Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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