What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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