- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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