What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Ross.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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