- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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