A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I'm Coming

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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