- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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