What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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