What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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