asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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