- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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