Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Anti Joke

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