Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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