- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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