- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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