- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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