What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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