- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

there once was a frog with no leggs

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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