- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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