- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Get on the boat.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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