Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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a black man pays his child support

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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