- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

This statement is false.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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