What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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