- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

XD Jackass.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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