- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

race-car = rac-ecar

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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