- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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