What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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