Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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