- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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