- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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