-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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