How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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