A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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