- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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