- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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