Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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