Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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