- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

you will like this because i am black.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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