Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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i found waldo.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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