- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many light bulbs? 1

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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