Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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