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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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