What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Kevin and Ramin

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Anti Joke

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