- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

womens rights

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Go away still nothing to see

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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