- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

i saw amango it splootered

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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