What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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