You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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