- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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