- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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