Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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