For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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