You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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