Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Your big dick.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Anti Joke

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