- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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