- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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