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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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