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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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