What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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