- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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