What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why so serious ?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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