What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Once upon a time a was born

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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