Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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