- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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