- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__