- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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