- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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