- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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