- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

irish man drinking john smiths

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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