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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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