why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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