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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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