Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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