Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Brain fart

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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homosexual

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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