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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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